As Hollywood's go-to writer, David Bernstein has been in the creative marketing trenches for an alarming number of Summer Blockbusters, Academy Award films, special shoot and up front concepts. There isn't a day that goes by that you haven't seen one of his teasers, trailers, television promos, key art, print or social media campaigns. While he hasn't won a lifetime achievement award (yet) he does have an unmatched collection of industry trophies. He has also developed an uncanny knack of writing about himself in the third person.